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Post by Eric Last on Mon May 28, 2012 4:52 am

It's been a while since our last competition - and I'll admit that I've been playing a big part in that, since I've been dragging my feet to get this one started - but the long wait is over.

A big part of the community we have here is the lulz - we all joke around with each other, whether it's about a mistake (like supplying when you're drunk and then forgetting about it the next day Wink ), because you hail from a certain land (like those dirty Swedes, or stupid Americunts Razz ), or just plain old calling someone a butt. What all of the jokes have in common is that they're taken in stride, because we always know that they're done out of love.

So, in the spirit of lulz, our next competition is a Roast Competition. Here's the outline/rules of how this is going to go down:

You can choose to roast whoever you want - feel free to ask for permission first, out of respect, but that isn't necessary. Write however many jokes, or recall as many stories as you want - there is no minimum or maximum. Obviously if you have too little you might not stack up well against the competition, and if it's too long you risk boring the judges Wink

Either post your roast here, or as an article in-game (make sure to provide a link here if you post it as an article.)

As always, grammar and spelling will not count toward your final score, because we know that isn't the strong suit of many of our members Razz All that matters is the substance - whoever brings the most funny will win.

Prizes -
First Place: 750 Q6 Tanks & 3 Gold
Second Place: 500 Q6 Tanks & 1.5 Gold
Third Place: 250 Q6 Tanks & 0.75 Gold
Everyone: 125 Q6 Tanks

Judges are the Execs, as usual: JRC, Homer, Exalted Druid, Mirek, myself, and special guests Damien Wolf and Crisfire (if they choose to do so.)

The deadline for entries is June 11th - two weeks from tomorrow.

I look forward to reading what you guys come up with o7

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Ardikus V2 on Mon May 28, 2012 7:01 am

Eric is a bruins fan.

Take that in stride xD

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Eric Last on Mon May 28, 2012 7:36 am

That's just a low blow, man... I'm still not over that loss to Washington Sad

At least I have comfort in knowing that a Canadian team won't be winning the Cup this year Razz

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Lion El'Jonson on Mon May 28, 2012 9:38 am

Homo J Simpson is a nob and lives in NSW!

Enough said Razz

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Gabriel Santar on Mon May 28, 2012 11:21 am

If you said Victoria, then maybe you'd be right, Lion

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by guagature on Mon May 28, 2012 12:03 pm

Calling someone a butt was a joke?

I never joke about Lion being a butt

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Damien Wolf on Mon May 28, 2012 1:47 pm

lol genius

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Uncorporated on Mon May 28, 2012 7:51 pm

I'll actually have to think about this one. Good work!

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by mirek on Tue May 29, 2012 12:39 am

You know Uncorporated is a really outgoing and friendly person when he declares the past few days in which he had no internet access ''one terrible week '' Very Happy

I had to post something about UC,even though I'm one of the judges Razz

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Angel_Tomov on Tue May 29, 2012 9:46 am

you are all buts, go and have a nice drinks
PS: i luv exalted druid he didn't notice that i am captain from 2 months and i am still leutenatn* in the supply post, what a butt
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Re: Roast Competition

Post by C. buzz on Wed May 30, 2012 12:03 am

Wow. Talk about a difficult task. I only have punishing comments about others on impulse. Talk about putting me on the spot.

Hey, hey Eric! Me and Ardy have something in common: Our favourite hockey team has three things the Bruins don't have: Talent, Skill, and 24 Stanley Cups. WHAT!

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Joe Rox on Wed May 30, 2012 12:15 am

I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!
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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Uncorporated on Wed May 30, 2012 1:12 am

I shall wear my new forum mask with pride.

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Eric Last on Wed May 30, 2012 1:22 am

Joe Rokocoko wrote:I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!

You can only roast TCO members. I seemed to have left that part out Sad

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by mirek on Wed May 30, 2012 1:50 am

UC and Eric - Are your maskings homer's way of participating in this ? Razz .... or Damo's way ? Razz

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Eric Last on Wed May 30, 2012 2:30 am

It was Crisfire, lol

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Uncorporated on Wed May 30, 2012 2:40 am

Yet I only have your word...

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Eric Last on Wed May 30, 2012 4:18 am

Are you saying my word is not good enough? How dare you, sir?!

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Post by Decode Masala on Wed May 30, 2012 9:41 am

I guess I have already Homer's approval ... or let's just say he knows I'm going to do this:

- Two guys went to a bar in Australia .. Homer forgot.

- Homer has really cute offspring .. do the math.

- Homer is a big name in MDP and a Brigadier in TCO .. yet his idea of glory is a bunch of Swedes singing about battles they did not fight (Sabaton)

- In addition, I'm willing to give 1g/1000CAD to a special war fund .. to get Homer his first BH medal!

- Homer is a master of this forum (if you look at the numbers) .. too bad I can't recall him saying anything:



"No, I call you a piece of spam, 'cos that's what you are."

Also - maybe I have time to make another edition of the Cult of the Holy Homer Very Happy


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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Christian Russo on Wed May 30, 2012 12:47 pm

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Joe Rox on Wed May 30, 2012 2:11 pm

Eric Last wrote:
Joe Rokocoko wrote:I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!

You can only roast TCO members. I seemed to have left that part out Sad
Then please recruit Plato in TCO. I've got so much to say to him.
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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Eric Last on Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:15 pm

I'm hoping you guys are working on some stuff, because this can't be it Razz

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by Uncorporated on Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:20 pm

I am indeed, I'm planning on giving Decode a good lashing but I need more material than a drunk Finn.

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Re: Roast Competition

Post by KaV on Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:14 am

Grrr I've been trying to come up with something since the contest first came out.

I have a sneaking suspicion about who came up with this difficult contest, and that person is a big, wide, butt.
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Re: Roast Competition

Post by thebossy1 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:35 pm

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