Roast Competition
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Roast Competition
It's been a while since our last competition - and I'll admit that I've been playing a big part in that, since I've been dragging my feet to get this one started - but the long wait is over.
A big part of the community we have here is the lulz - we all joke around with each other, whether it's about a mistake (like supplying when you're drunk and then forgetting about it the next day ), because you hail from a certain land (like those dirty Swedes, or stupid Americunts ), or just plain old calling someone a butt. What all of the jokes have in common is that they're taken in stride, because we always know that they're done out of love.
So, in the spirit of lulz, our next competition is a Roast Competition. Here's the outline/rules of how this is going to go down:
You can choose to roast whoever you want - feel free to ask for permission first, out of respect, but that isn't necessary. Write however many jokes, or recall as many stories as you want - there is no minimum or maximum. Obviously if you have too little you might not stack up well against the competition, and if it's too long you risk boring the judges
Either post your roast here, or as an article in-game (make sure to provide a link here if you post it as an article.)
As always, grammar and spelling will not count toward your final score, because we know that isn't the strong suit of many of our members All that matters is the substance - whoever brings the most funny will win.
Prizes -
First Place: 750 Q6 Tanks & 3 Gold
Second Place: 500 Q6 Tanks & 1.5 Gold
Third Place: 250 Q6 Tanks & 0.75 Gold
Everyone: 125 Q6 Tanks
Judges are the Execs, as usual: JRC, Homer, Exalted Druid, Mirek, myself, and special guests Damien Wolf and Crisfire (if they choose to do so.)
The deadline for entries is June 11th - two weeks from tomorrow.
I look forward to reading what you guys come up with o7
A big part of the community we have here is the lulz - we all joke around with each other, whether it's about a mistake (like supplying when you're drunk and then forgetting about it the next day ), because you hail from a certain land (like those dirty Swedes, or stupid Americunts ), or just plain old calling someone a butt. What all of the jokes have in common is that they're taken in stride, because we always know that they're done out of love.
So, in the spirit of lulz, our next competition is a Roast Competition. Here's the outline/rules of how this is going to go down:
You can choose to roast whoever you want - feel free to ask for permission first, out of respect, but that isn't necessary. Write however many jokes, or recall as many stories as you want - there is no minimum or maximum. Obviously if you have too little you might not stack up well against the competition, and if it's too long you risk boring the judges
Either post your roast here, or as an article in-game (make sure to provide a link here if you post it as an article.)
As always, grammar and spelling will not count toward your final score, because we know that isn't the strong suit of many of our members All that matters is the substance - whoever brings the most funny will win.
Prizes -
First Place: 750 Q6 Tanks & 3 Gold
Second Place: 500 Q6 Tanks & 1.5 Gold
Third Place: 250 Q6 Tanks & 0.75 Gold
Everyone: 125 Q6 Tanks
Judges are the Execs, as usual: JRC, Homer, Exalted Druid, Mirek, myself, and special guests Damien Wolf and Crisfire (if they choose to do so.)
The deadline for entries is June 11th - two weeks from tomorrow.
I look forward to reading what you guys come up with o7
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
Eric is a bruins fan.
Take that in stride xD
Take that in stride xD
Ardikus V2- Lieutenant - Crimson Canucks
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Re: Roast Competition
That's just a low blow, man... I'm still not over that loss to Washington
At least I have comfort in knowing that a Canadian team won't be winning the Cup this year
At least I have comfort in knowing that a Canadian team won't be winning the Cup this year
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Lion El'Jonson- TCO Legend
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Re: Roast Competition
If you said Victoria, then maybe you'd be right, Lion
Gabriel Santar- Captain - Crimson Canucks 5th Legion
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Re: Roast Competition
Calling someone a butt was a joke?
I never joke about Lion being a butt
I never joke about Lion being a butt
guagature- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
I'll actually have to think about this one. Good work!
Uncorporated- Dog Poo
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Re: Roast Competition
You know Uncorporated is a really outgoing and friendly person when he declares the past few days in which he had no internet access ''one terrible week ''
I had to post something about UC,even though I'm one of the judges
I had to post something about UC,even though I'm one of the judges
mirek- Major pain in the ass
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Re: Roast Competition
you are all buts, go and have a nice drinks
PS: i luv exalted druid he didn't notice that i am captain from 2 months and i am still leutenatn* in the supply post, what a butt
PS: i luv exalted druid he didn't notice that i am captain from 2 months and i am still leutenatn* in the supply post, what a butt
Angel_Tomov- Inactive - May Return
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Re: Roast Competition
Wow. Talk about a difficult task. I only have punishing comments about others on impulse. Talk about putting me on the spot.
Hey, hey Eric! Me and Ardy have something in common: Our favourite hockey team has three things the Bruins don't have: Talent, Skill, and 24 Stanley Cups. WHAT!
Hey, hey Eric! Me and Ardy have something in common: Our favourite hockey team has three things the Bruins don't have: Talent, Skill, and 24 Stanley Cups. WHAT!
C. buzz- Captain - Crimson Canucks 2nd Legion
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Re: Roast Competition
I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!
Joe Rox- Corporal - Crimson Canucks
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Re: Roast Competition
I shall wear my new forum mask with pride.
Uncorporated- Dog Poo
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Re: Roast Competition
Joe Rokocoko wrote:I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!
You can only roast TCO members. I seemed to have left that part out
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
UC and Eric - Are your maskings homer's way of participating in this ? .... or Damo's way ?
mirek- Major pain in the ass
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Re: Roast Competition
It was Crisfire, lol
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
Yet I only have your word...
Uncorporated- Dog Poo
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Re: Roast Competition
Are you saying my word is not good enough? How dare you, sir?!
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
I guess I have already Homer's approval ... or let's just say he knows I'm going to do this:
- Two guys went to a bar in Australia .. Homer forgot.
- Homer has really cute offspring .. do the math.
- Homer is a big name in MDP and a Brigadier in TCO .. yet his idea of glory is a bunch of Swedes singing about battles they did not fight (Sabaton)
- In addition, I'm willing to give 1g/1000CAD to a special war fund .. to get Homer his first BH medal!
- Homer is a master of this forum (if you look at the numbers) .. too bad I can't recall him saying anything:
"No, I call you a piece of spam, 'cos that's what you are."
Also - maybe I have time to make another edition of the Cult of the Holy Homer
- Two guys went to a bar in Australia .. Homer forgot.
- Homer has really cute offspring .. do the math.
- Homer is a big name in MDP and a Brigadier in TCO .. yet his idea of glory is a bunch of Swedes singing about battles they did not fight (Sabaton)
- In addition, I'm willing to give 1g/1000CAD to a special war fund .. to get Homer his first BH medal!
- Homer is a master of this forum (if you look at the numbers) .. too bad I can't recall him saying anything:
"No, I call you a piece of spam, 'cos that's what you are."
Also - maybe I have time to make another edition of the Cult of the Holy Homer
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Decode Masala- Lieutenant - Crimson Canucks
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Re: Roast Competition
Damien Wolf takes everything seriously.
No, seriously. He takes everything.
No, seriously. He takes everything.
Christian Russo- Inactive - May Return
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Re: Roast Competition
Then please recruit Plato in TCO. I've got so much to say to him.Eric Last wrote:Joe Rokocoko wrote:I am asking for permission to throw my darkest insults on Plato!
You can only roast TCO members. I seemed to have left that part out
Joe Rox- Corporal - Crimson Canucks
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Re: Roast Competition
I'm hoping you guys are working on some stuff, because this can't be it
Eric Last- This Guy is a Bigger Douche than Tem!
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Re: Roast Competition
I am indeed, I'm planning on giving Decode a good lashing but I need more material than a drunk Finn.
Uncorporated- Dog Poo
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Re: Roast Competition
Grrr I've been trying to come up with something since the contest first came out.
I have a sneaking suspicion about who came up with this difficult contest, and that person is a big, wide, butt.
I have a sneaking suspicion about who came up with this difficult contest, and that person is a big, wide, butt.
KaV- Inactive - May Return
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Re: Roast Competition
-I'm in a fishing magazine, but they didn't show my face....
-I don't know anything about Harry Potter, Star Wars, or Chess, so I'm not sure why I play Erepublik.
-Cee Lo Green and Temujin have the same sized hands and that scares me.
-It took over an hour to come up with that pathetic mess of sh!t....
-I don't know anything about Harry Potter, Star Wars, or Chess, so I'm not sure why I play Erepublik.
-Cee Lo Green and Temujin have the same sized hands and that scares me.
-It took over an hour to come up with that pathetic mess of sh!t....
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